Greattimes

Texas Candidate Puts His Head On Different Body

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:08:33 -0500

To make himself look thinner; a Congressional Candidate used someone else body image and has his face digitally imposed on the picture and sent it out in a mailer as his image.

The photo is presented as a true image of Dean Hrbacek, a Republican former mayor of Sugar Land. In reality, it is a computerized composite of Hrbacek's face and someone else's slimmer figure, in suit and tie, from neck to knee.

Hrbacek, a tax lawyer and accountant, did not immediately return a call to his campaign headquarters Friday by The Associated Press. He is seeking the nomination to run against Democratic U.S. Rep. Nick Lampson.

Campaign manager Scott Broschart acknowledged to The Houston Chronicle that the image is a fake. Hrbacek has been so busy that he had no time to pose for a full-length photo for the mailing, Broschart said.

"He may appreciate that we took a few pounds off him," Broschart said. "I think the voters ... are more concerned with the issues as opposed to pretty photo shoots."

Burglar Finds Corpse and Calls Police

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:55:58 -0500

In Berlin, A burglar broke into a flat, found a body, and felt compelled to call the police. He gave the address of the place and then hung up."

Officers discovered the 64-year-old resident of the flat dead in his bedroom. The man had passed away about two weeks ago, and authorities are not treating the death as suspicious.

The burglar has not been heard of since. Local media said he fled the flat empty-handed, but police could not confirm this.

Linda Carter - Wonder Woman Working in New Film

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:44:57 -0500

Is there anyone that could possibly fill a rebirth of Wonder Woman??

Fortunately, they are not trying. Linda Carter is working on the filming of a movie called "Heaven and Earth". It is in very early stages, but it is good to know that she may be on the screen soon. So far, the plot says; "Two strangers with contrasting lives are brought together by fate while caught Between Heaven and Earth."

Sexiest Lady in the Middle East

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 22:04:27 -0500

Haifa Wehbe, a popular Lebonese entertainer, recently opened for '50 cent' in Lebonan. Born March 10, 1976 in Beruit, Lebanon, she has a couple of albums, pictured on over 100 magazine covers. Her father is Lebanese Shiite, and her mother is Egyptian Coptic. She is causing a stir.

Redheads Have More Sex

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:40:09 -0400

A study in Germany recently found that redheads "clearly had more sexual encounters with more partners." The researchers also said that a woman who dyes her head red was also sending sexual messages. "These ladies revealed they were looking for sexual opportunities, something more from their partners, or something new."

Perform Your Manly Duty, or else

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:35:31 -0400

In the German City of Aachen, the Police Dept got a late night phone call from a lady demanding that something be done. Her complaint; 'my husband isn't fulfilling his sexual obligations.' The police did not feel that they could resolve the dispute, nor could they issue an official order. However a full report was filed for future reference.

Waitress Shown HER OWN License When Asking For ID

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:44:38 -0400

At the Moosehead Saloon in Westlake, Ohio, a waitress asked a woman to show proof of age after the customer ordered a drink. When the waitress looked at the ID, she realized the customer's ID was actually her own license.

Men that would rather fish, than have sex

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:56:37 -0400

Recent Study of 1,000 British Fisherman found that 75% of them would rather fish that have sex with their partner. Of that 750 men, 50% (325 dummies), stated they would rather catch a 20 lb prize fish, than get busy with their hottest fantasy woman. SAY IT AIN'T SO!